बड़ा शौक था उसको मेरा आशियाना देखने का
जब देखी मेरी गरीबी तो रास्ता बदल लिया
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बड़ा शौक था उसको मेरा आशियाना देखने का
जब देखी मेरी गरीबी तो रास्ता बदल लिया
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डॉ.- हाँ ! कहिये क्या तकलीफ है ?
लड़की - उल्टियाँ हो रही हैं
डॉ.- क्या खाया था ?
लड़की - प्यार में धोखा !!!
डॉ.-ओह ! एबॉर्शन करवाने आई हो
बीवी कई साल से शराब सिगरेट छोड़ने कह रही है,जो हम नहीं छोड़ पा रहे..
और कुछ बेवकूफ बीवी के कहने पर देश छोड़ने तैयार हो गए..
सारे फ़साद की जड़ तो करिश्मा कपूर है...
जिसने १५ साल पहले "परदेसी-परदेसी जाना नहीं" गा कर आमिर ख़ान को रोक लिया था।
सर्दी भगाने का अचूक नुस्खा.
गले पर whisky की मालिश करें... भीतर की तरफ से.
जैसे ये लड़कियां रियल में ड्राइव करती है, उस से अच्छा तो मैं GTA Vice City में एम्बुलेंस ड्राइव कर लिया करता था
"If you ever doubt my love for you, just put your ear to my heart and listen, it's calling your name."
"If you love me, let me know, If you don't, let me go."
"I will love you for the rest of my days, and will love you beyond the world as we know it. Beyond forever, beyond always. Loving you is what I was put here to do."
"True love never ends; if one ingredient doesn't agree, spruce up your recipe with something else. It'll only get better, not bitter, with time."
"You will know that you love someone when you want him/her to be happy. Even if that means you're not a part of their happiness."
"There is no limit to love's forbearance, to its trust, its hope, its power to endure. Love never fails."
"Sometimes I think that we love someone so much that we're numb to it, because if we really felt how much we loved that person, it would kill us".
"Choosing a love, and then, being strong enough to live up to your commitment of love is the essence of love."
"If I were in Hell and you were in Heaven, I'd always look up and be proud of you. But, if I were in Heaven and you were in Hell, I'd ask God to send me down, because Heaven isn't Heaven without you."
"True love is a high and holy principle, altogether different in character from that love which is awakened by impulse and which suddenly dies when severely tested."
"I have realized that it is not love that fails, it is people. Those same people with anger in their hearts have failed to see that it was they who were not strong enough to wield love’s power, not love that wasn’t strong enough to transform them."
"No matter how big the world is, if we are meant to be together, love will lead us to be together."
"The real test of true love is having all the things go wrong but there is always special way to love in spite of all the wrong things that may happen ...."
"True love is not without pain, like that of thorns in your side. Yet love is like the rose in full bloom, beautiful and full of life."
"They say true love hides behind every corner ... well, I must be walkin' in circles 'cause I can't seem to find it."
"Sorry, I don't take love so lightly, sorry, I can't say let's just be friends; I apologize to you politely, but true love just never ends."
"I wished on a star, I prayed every night; when I saw you, I lost my sight. My love is deep, so pure and true, I have eyes only for you."
"True love is only true when the feeling is mutual. Yet, it need not be expressed in words. When love is true, you just feel it."
"My life is like a puzzle; you're the piece I have been looking for. You fit perfectly."
"True friends say, 'If you ever need anything, I'll be there.' True love says, 'You'll never need anything, I'll be there.'"
"True Love is not measured by how much sacrifice is done, but by how long you can sacrifice for True Love. True Love has no measure, for it is immeasurable."
"The only love I know, is the love we shared, the love you showed me; a love I never knew until you came into my life ... that I know is real."
"If I should die tonight and the reason remains unknown, tell not the whole world, but the one I love that I died of a broken heart, not because he loved me too little but because I loved him too much."
"Wherever you go, whatever you do, I'll be always be there, supporting you."
"True love does not worry about the distance between, for the heart and soul travels through one's words."
"I've learned in life you need two things: a true love and a best friend. I'm lucky to have both, ever since I've been with you."
63. "You know it is true love when it feels like the first time all the time!"
"True lovers don't give and take ... they give, and never expect to take anything back. Just like love, in every sense of the word."
"Love is an unstoppable force that destroys emotions that get in the way."